Mm, dis Monster. Why does it taste so good at 2:30 in the morning?
pants aren’t an issue when you’re QUANTUM SHITTING THROUGH THE nTH DIMENSION
hey hey hey
When someone really hot rubs against you
Ok… Ok.. so I was in love with a girl (not my current girlfriend) and we dated for a while and we were off and on… It was a bad relationship. We slowly lost trust in one another and it ended up being very very deep and painful to love eachother.. I was depressed with her and without her. one of my friends basically said “you dont need this please just date me” and at first i said no but I got in a fight with that girl and I said yeah I’ll date u to my friend we dated fora little more than a week but i couldn’t stop thinking about that other girl I ended up breaking up with my friend and secretly being with the girl. Not so long ago we got in another fight and completely ended our relationship. I went back to my friend a complete mess and I admitted to my other friends that they were right and I got back with that friend and yeah. That’s it.
It’s just a long story that u won’t be able to understand unless I start from the beginning
Where the hell is Dave?
I ain’t gonna blow myself, you know.
I take my hair care very seriously.