OmgILovingThis

Mm, dis Monster. Why does it taste so good at 2:30 in the morning?

pizzaforpresident:

pants aren’t an issue when you’re QUANTUM SHITTING THROUGH THE nTH DIMENSION

pizzaforpresident:

pants aren’t an issue when you’re QUANTUM SHITTING THROUGH THE nTH DIMENSION

jununy:

hey hey hey

jununy:

hey hey hey

kaanibaru:

(x)

poodlepussy:

When someone really hot rubs against you

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I would like 2 hear the story dude
Anonymous

Ok… Ok.. so I was in love with a girl (not my current girlfriend) and we dated for a while and we were off and on… It was a bad relationship. We slowly lost trust in one another and it ended up being very very deep and painful to love eachother.. I was depressed with her and without her. one of my friends basically said “you dont need this please just date me” and at first i said no but I got in a fight with that girl and I said yeah I’ll date u to my friend we dated fora little more than a week but i couldn’t stop thinking about that other girl I ended up breaking up with my friend and secretly being with the girl. Not so long ago we got in another fight and completely ended our relationship. I went back to my friend a complete mess and I admitted to my other friends that they were right and I got back with that friend and yeah. That’s it.

Then start from the beginning?
Anonymous

No one wants to hear that story

What's the hard to follow story about your girlfriend?
Anonymous

It’s just a long story that u won’t be able to understand unless I start from the beginning

bro-slimshady-strider:

Where the hell is Dave?image

I ain’t gonna blow myself, you know.image

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